Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Infiniminer clones

The Autism is strong with these ones.  All this bullshit started with Infiniminer then fucking brominer where the aim of the game was to just build and survive the elements for as long as you can, sort of like dwarf fortress in that aspect where the aim of the game in the end really was to just lose in the funniest way or last the longest then lose.  There is no winning when you play games such as these just straight up autism.
  A few years down the line the source code for this is used to create a new Game called Minecraft where the aim of the game was exactly the same with exactly the same mechanics.  However this time the game was developed by a human otter who goes by the name of Notch a Swedish man who has the programming skills of someone who had stumbled into a computer programming class in 5th grade and pretended to understand what the fuck people were on about.
  This game boomed into popularity with the current trend of hipsters who for some unknown reason have a burning desire for edgy not quite mainstream games just because they think its cool,  also kids with general autism where they can sit down build their little forts and chuckle to themselves about getting raped by a green box man.
  The game still has not been released despite the sheer amount of money Notch has acquired from selling this non-existing product  from which 3rd party community mods have better produce and more stable designs than the actual dev.
  Recently I have seen even more clones of infiniminer coming to show in the names of Ace of Spades and Fortresscraft also other names related to mining and crafting. When will this decent into indy developers shitty games stop, I swear mainstream games are going to shit now following the Mass Effect and Dragon Age type RPG and then Call of Duty style FPS games its fucking retarded how out of so many developers they cannot put together new ideas or at least a different style of game than the current pushes of fucking rehashes they have been doing for the past 6 years which coincidently is the almost the same length the Xbox 360 has been out for....

3 comments:

  1. The world is not your parents, don't try to be so angry.

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  2. The author really seems to be focused on Autism for some odd reason. Also doesn't seem to understand the distinction between a full release and existence... has he never heard of Beta testing?

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  3. I can’t decide if this is a sad sad little man having a tantrum on the floor because mommy won’t make games the way he wants. Although he doesn’t seem to know how they should be made, so that’s kinda moot.

    or if he’s just a blatant troll

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